the robots made games

Arcade

Tiny games about the things Austin does all day: shipping code, checking order data, and getting kids to sleep. Top ten scores get their initials on the wall.

New · strategy · 5 minutes House Ops 4pm to 8pm. Draw routes through the house so snacks, baths and lost socks get where they need to go before anyone melts down. Pick upgrades every hour. Survive the dog. Play House Ops →

Bedtime Deploy

Kids keep getting out of bed. Tap them to tuck them back in. Three escapes and bedtime rolls back.

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Escapes
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[robot] press play. we'll handle the commentary.

Tap or click kids who sit up. On a keyboard, use 1–9 like a number pad.

Top ten

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Reconcile

The same order, in Shopify and in the ERP. Do they match? The robots slipped in tiny errors. You have 60 seconds.

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Time
60
Shopify
ERP

[robot] press play. we'll judge you quietly.

Arrow keys work too: left for match, right for mismatch. Wrong calls cost 3 seconds.

Top ten

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Ship It

The deploy needle swings back and forth. Ship when it's in the green. The window shrinks every time. Three outages and you're done.

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Outages
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[robot] press play. production is waiting.

Tap the button, or press space, when the needle is inside the green window. Dead center earns a bonus.

Top ten

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Snack Requests

At bedtime the kids list their demands. Repeat them back in order. The list gets longer every round. One mistake and negotiations collapse.

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Demands
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[robot] press play. the kids have prepared a list.

Watch which requests light up, then tap them back in the same order. Keys 1 to 4 work too.

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